& the story continues of diary of wimpy kid: My Life

 So now I am here in my house bored, my father continues to make me much stroger than ever. I am now in trouble, because of something i did to Rodrick. I wrote on his CD's of him and his crew(Bands). "Mom,that little rat wrote on my CD's, WOW-wait this says "BACON!", said Rodrick. Then, my mother reply "Oh lord, kids this so dumd. You love bacon Rodrick!" "Yea, but not on my CD!" said  Rodrick. " I didn't meant  to it was an accident" Oh course no one belive me, so i cant' do the following. Eat candy, Play Hide and seek, Eat corn, Play with Rowley or even breathe. Yea, Rodrick said " Oh you are not allow to breathe", said Rodrick. I reply "I am citizen and i have rights. Which i will follow," "Now you are not a citizen, you are a Notacitizen" Long story short, i have rules i have to follow. The next day i got all the chorus of everyone. I had to clean the toilet, kill big and nasty spiders. "Greg, hurry" scream my mother. So i ran to her, she says "Change the channel, I am tired of  picking the same botton" " I am coming, Mother" i reply. Long story short, i had to do a zillion of stuff i hated to do. For example, taking out the trash, so i kind of like the point i am being treated different. In a bad way but different right,?  Can any thing go much worst in my life?
     Now, i been grounded for seven days, 6 hours, 59 minutes, and 2 seconds. Yea i do keep the time and everything. What i love about getting in trouble is my mom makes me in eat in my room, I am not allow to live in the "Enviroment". Enviroment means with my family. So now Rodrick probaly forgot why i am still grounded, but my mom doesnt of what i think. "Mom remeber what I did to Rodrick CD's?" I ask. She reply "What, are you in their silly Rock and Roll Band? Oh yea Why are you grounded for, Did you eat all fish food, or did you got your little brothers toy? " she ask. " I said "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." i said for about  one hour, four minutes, and seven seconds. Now i am not grounded. So that was the story when i got on trouble for writting Bacon on Rodrick and his crew (Musical Rock and Roll Band) CD's.
    Hi my name is Greg, but i like when people call me GREG! Today I am going to go to Chucky M chesse, i love that place. The mascot is a lion, they sell tacos and have amazing games. For example, Hide and eat, is when you eat while hiding amazing right.  Another great game is Fool the Food. The game is like if you are eating tacos, you say you are eating Pizza from Italia :D. Really cool right. Well the reason i am going there is because my mom found some coupons on MG Times,that newspaper really rocks. I love it there, i always go there and play hide and eat. Well i love it and end of story.
     Today, I went to Chucky M chesse, it was horrible. First of all, it was full of little kids, i mean LITTLE. So my mom said " be nice to them Greg!" That made me look like a total fool!!!! Now, i had to play with them this game call "LET THE LITTLE ONES KILL YOU" as you heard, you pretend I was a beast a monster a horrible human been. While the kids kick me or treat me reallly bad. As you see it was a horrible day for me. MyR life really sucks right? But I still wants to go there again and have fun with the little kids!! I hope next ime I go with  Rodrick, so then he could be "LET THE  LITTLE ONES KILL YOU". I promise I will record and take pictures of the special event! Anyways, ii am very hurt right now. I am lucky to be writting this Paragraph. By the way did you know that a paragraphs has to have a least six senteces, amazing right. Wait my mom is calling me " Greg what are you doing honey, come look I aam looking through your babies pictures" said my mom. I hav etold you my mom loves to take pictures of anything.
      Now I am very lucky because Rodrick went to this place called " Camp for Rockers" is a camp bulid for rockers. They do music about Rock and also take oictures with other famous Rockers. For example, Kskdjansjf JAKDs Fash John , yeah is really hard to pronounce right. I had  to ask my brother Rodrick how to saay it, and i never ask him for help. But I was very confuse for everything how to prounouce that Kskdjansjf JAKDs Fash John . I hope he stays there for ever right? " Greg, baby come. Now that your brother is not going to be here. You will have more responsibles, which really are going to help me and make me feel like Rodrick will still be here!?' said my mother. "OK, Like what mother" i ask. " Well be a godd kid that is all, ok go have fun" well that is what i hope she would say but instead she said a billion of chourous i have to do. For example, make breakfast, wash cloth, bake cookies only with sugar, play with my little brother, an ddo other things a kid of my age will hate to do you know. Well every single second of my life i miss my borther. I hope he is missing me. (Rodrick in the camp) "i miss my brother, i miss bugging him" said Rodrick. Back at home well i have to go. I am going tostar baking those sugar cookies, i think that is impossoble but hey i going to try! Bye(:

Images tell a story

- This Greg, his dad,mom and his brother Rodrick!

-Rowley and Greg best buds ever, aren't they handsome?

- Greg and Rowley and some peers from school.

-Rodrick and Greg, Brothers that always get bother!

- & the brothers again, they seem so nice to each other right?

-Rodrick & his gang(crew) they have a band together.

-Greg in cartoon form! In the diary!

-The best buddies again [:

-The wierdest kid ever in school

-Greg and his mom. His mom is always trying to make the best for their kids.

-Actual page from the diary of a wimpy kid.

-Diary Greg & Actual greg

                                                             -Like mother like son

-The cast!

Author's Page

Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney attended Bishop McNamara High School in Forestville, Maryland and currently lives in Plainville Massachusetts with his wife, Julie, and two sons, Will and Grant. Jeffrey "Jeff" Kinney (born February 19, 1971) is an American game designer, cartoonist, and author of children's books including the Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series. He is also attributed to be the creator of the children-oriented website Poptropica. Jeff Kinney is well known for all those great book he has written. Most famous Diary of a wimpy kid.


    Jeff Kinney lives's in Massachusetts.Jeff Kinney has worked as a newspaper designer and computer programmer, and at other occupations that do not hinge on physical prowess. He never intended to run Diary of a Wimpy Kid on the Web, but the opportunity came up to post his story on Funbrain.com as he was developing it. He and his family live in Plainville, Massachusetts.

Nine years ago, game developer Jeff Kinney started to write the diary of a boy named Gregg Heffley.  A few years after that, he began to publish the story on the website FunBrain.com.    Charles Kochman  picked it up for the Harry N. Abrams imprint, Amulet Books, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid phenomenon was on.Since then, Kinney published a sequel, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules and, this month, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do it Yourself Book. A third story, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw is due in January.

  Jeff attended the University of Maryland in the early 1990s. It was there that he ran a comic strip called "lgdoof" in the campus newspaper and knew that he wanted to be become a newspaper strip cartoonist. Although Jeff started writing down ideas for Diary of a Wimpy Kid in 1998, it wasn't until spring of 2007 that his book was published — and quickly became a New York Times bestseller, eventually reaching the number one spot.

 In 2010, Diary of a Wimpy Kid was made into a movie starring Zach Gordon as Greg Heffley.In 2009, Jeff was named one of the 20 Artists & Entertainers in The TIME 100, the magazine's list of The World's Most Influential people.Jeff lives Plainville, Massachusetts with his wife and their two sons. His birthday is on February 20, 1971. That is all about Jeff Kinney(:

Diary of a Wimpy Kid:The Last Straw

The book is about my life, I am Greg Heffley. My father is trying to toughen me up, however he tries in a way which may not happen. I have a diary which i hope no one really finds out about. My brother Rodrick hates me so do i. We really don't get along at. The Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw is all about me, well is my diary of course is was going to be about me. I have a mother, father, and i have two siblings.  Mentioned early in the story, Greg's father is becoming tired with Greg's "wimpy" ways. Also, the "worst teenager on our street", Lenwood Heath gets shipped out to military school, sparking an idea in Frank's head that plays a huge role in the story. Later, the Heffleys see Lenwood at a ticket booth with cut the crew, proper and incredibly polite. This causes Frank to decide to enroll Greg into military school, Spag Union, which takes place during Greg's summer vacation. Greg tries in vain to change his father's mind, such as doing activities such as simple sports as soccer and vacation . However, they do not work. Therefore, Greg tries to impress Holly again, but it does not work at all. Finally, he settles for the sad fact he has to settle for Spag Union. But his summer won't be bad if he took some memories with him. All those especial memories they once spent together. In my diary i kept every single moment in my life. My best friend is a guy called fregley. It was that Frank Heffley believed that he could whip his son in shape,and tries to engage him in 'manly endeavors,like participating in rec league soccer teams.But of course, Greg is able to side step his father's doings,but finally knew his number is up when his father decides to ship him off to a military academy.So much for that, Greg escaped because of Seth Snella's half birthday party. Besides that, he met Trista in summer vacation.Let’s face it: Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Greg’s father. You see, Frank Heffley actually thinks he can get his son to  toughen up, and he enlists Greg in organized sports and other “manly” endeavors. Of course, Greg is able to easily sidestep his father’s efforts to change him. In my school there are new people, are they my buddies No. There is this mean girl, who is always bugging me. However, she is stroger than me! I know I can't belive it. She is goregous for  Rowley  again my best friend. We might fight once in a while, but is nothing serious. My have amazing memories together.  He is nicer to be than my brother the big one, because the younger brother we really do not talk to each other.  Rowley is a great bud, my Mother sometimes embarrising me. However, I still love her a lot.  Me, Greg and him, Rowley have been always beeen buds, since babies, just kidding.  Like its predecessors, there's no real story here. Greg torments and is tormented by his siblings, schemes to avoid work and learning, tries vainly to impress a girl, manipulates his one friend, and is treated unfairly by parents and teachers.The book starts with Greg's New Year's Day. The follow-up is Greg's Christmas, which is similar to Christmas in the first book; Greg gets nothing he likes from anyone. Uncle Charlie gives Greg a "laundry hoop" and Greg's mother, inspired, starts making Greg do his own laundry. Due to Greg's laziness, he does not do his laundry and does not plan to either. This plays a huge role later in the story. Mentioned early in the story, Greg's father is becoming fed up with Greg's "wimpy" ways. Also, the "worst teenager on our street", Lenwood Heath gets shipped out to military school, sparking an idea in Frank's head that plays a huge role in the story. Later, the Heffleys see Lenwood at a ticket booth with a crew cut,proper and incredibly polite. This causes Frank to decide to enroll Greg into military school, Spag Union, which takes place during Greg's summer vacation. Greg tries in vain to change his father's mind, such as doing activities such as soccer and Boy Scouts. However, they do not work. Therefore, Greg tries to impress Holly again, but it does not work at all. Finally, he settles for the sad fact he has to settle for Spag Union. But his summer won't be bad if he took some memories with him.

One day, his dad finds Manny's old blanket, Tingy, and throws it away. Manny gets revenge when he uses his dad's Civil War battlefield as a play set. Then Manny walks up to Greg and says "Ploopy!" Greg doesn't know what it means, so he asks to his mom, but she's talking on the phone. She says, "What is a ploopy?!" which was the exact thing Greg wanted to know. Then Manny starts calling Greg "ploopy" to get whatever he wants.

On Easter Sunday, Greg gets in the car, accidentally sitting on Manny's chocolate Easter bunny. He gets out of the car with chocolate on the back of his pants. Then Mom says that they can't skip church when Rodrick takes off his pants and says "He can wear MY pants!" Mom gives Greg her Easter sweater to tie around his waist.

In Easter church service, he looks at Manny, who is playing with the things Mom and Dad brought to entertain him, and then thinks about the day when Manny threw a fit at preschool when his mom cut his sandwich in half, not in quarters the way he likes it. Mom had to drive all the way there to make the extra slice. Then he whispers in Manny's ear, "Ploopy!" Manny starts crying and Mom can't calm him down, so they have to go home.

Also mentioned earlier in the story, the Heffley's neighbors, the Snellas, are having a half-birthday for their youngest child Seth. My mom reallly tries to help me and helps others.

I remeber once in a dance, my mother tried to dance and so back then me

Rowley were in a fight. So Rowley and his mom stared dancing, really cool dancing by the way. At the end of everything, everything went  correct. So i always do I will continue to write in my diary.

My diary is my secrect buddie, i tell him everything  and i will still be writting everything.

I love my diary, after all is the diary of a wimpy kid. Wimpy kid which is me Greg!

Dear Ms.Vallejo

Dear Ms.Vallejo,

    

   Ms.Vallejo Diary of a Wimpy Kid is such a nice and creative book. Let's not forget the comedy this books has. For example, there was a quote made by Greg that said " Chimps are supposed to be smart, but I'm not sure that's true.", Greg didn't put all his effort into it. I know Ms.Vallejo you like work that's is done with nice quality, then you won't no like Greg. Greg is a very chill guy, who isn't like no one else. For example," And I know it's really corny to finish with a happy ending, but it looks like I'm out of paper anyway, so i guess this is the end", that was actually the last qoute of the book. Like i said before Greg does not care at all about school, however he tries his best. Ms.Vallejo you should really enjot reading this book, this book will might help some student who like Greg get bully. Lastly, this book will be great just to have fun, i bet you will laugh while reading this. For example, " My grandmother says " I love all my grandchildresn the same," in the fridge is full of photos of Greg little brother. Ms.Vallejo i really hope you sit one day and read this book.  And have lots of fun sharing with your Richard Merkin Middle School Students. Maybe even have each advirosy read it and do a pster about it. That could be a find activy to do right,?  Diary of a wimpy kid is sure a nice book to read and have a major laugh with! One of major more books that Jeff kinney has made. Many collections of Diary of Wimpy Kid, some books may have different topics. Some topics are funny and some are some are serious.  However you will enjoy this book i 

Sincerely,

Xochitl

testing stragies

       The following are testing strageries to use in tests. Read the question carefully. it might seem simple, but

actually is not.  Read the question carefully really helps to understand what is the catch be look for context clues that will help you allot, you will find sub meaning. that will for sure make the question much easier.If there is a passage read it over and over still you finally get it. Read in your mind or allow but be sure to not disturb others read all the answer choices. don't just pick c because is a pretty letter!Do your best, go over it you could do it. believe in yourself and cover answer for those cheaters in class.

    Next time for the CST, i will use this strageries.  I will read the questions carefully, and i will look for context clues. Ms.Mejia makes us explain why i chose the answer, so I will do the same thing. I will do my best to score higher than 6th and better than 7th grade. I will also read each passage, over and over still I get it. I hope that for the Cst, i hope this strageries help me! 

lyric poem

it only took a wave

to make whole japan shake

then everything shake

omg is was a  earthquake

japan needs help support

only if i had a passort

to be there and give then food

oh lord i feel like a fool

not helping them

oh god please give the love

because all i have are faith and hope

that they will be wright

god tell me i am right

Japan need hope

Lets give them a yes not a nope

God help Japan give them more stroger school

I belive that that will be cool

The water destroy the whole Japan and give them love

That really be dope

Poor kids who lost their family

I feel sorry for them and even though i don't know them i love them too

Field and mountains
All taken by the snow;
Nothing remains.

God blees Japan